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    class-snuggle:

    My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

    (via tidwellcornertr)

    — 8 hours ago with 133246 notes

    takohai:

    mishion-possible:

    lamdiel:

    I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

    Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

    We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

    I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

    I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

    ????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

    (via f00dandb1tches)

    — 8 hours ago with 155195 notes

    poutingly:

    angryfuckingvegan:

    Milk is not natural.

    Milk is not natural.

    Milk is not natural.

    Milk is not natural.

    Milk is not natural.

    Milk is not natural.

    Milk is not natural.

    Milk is not natural.

    Milk is not natural.

    Milk is not natural.

    Angryfuckingvegan comes to the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

    (Source: princess-passion-flower, via come-trip-with-me)

    — 23 hours ago with 151367 notes

    iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

    SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

    (via f00dandb1tches)

    — 23 hours ago with 286902 notes
    pilosopogyno:

This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.
On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”
He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.
Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.   
To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous. 
This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.

    pilosopogyno:

    This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.

    On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”

    He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.

    Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.   

    To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous. 

    This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.

    (via come-trip-with-me)

    — 1 day ago with 216377 notes

    k1mkardashian:

    ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

    (via come-trip-with-me)

    — 1 day ago with 129458 notes

    bananagirlworld16:

    okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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    poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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    this movie is so good

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    and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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    and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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    and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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    THIS MOVIE

    (via angelyna-angelyne)

    — 1 day ago with 155164 notes

    tinychatter:

    u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

    (via nerdswearglasses)

    — 1 day ago with 823464 notes